So the other day, Robert Downey Jr. contacted Puddin' for help sorting his shirts!
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Heyyyy, wait a minute! That's not RDJ!!
Puddin' was amazing and started trolling this hacker:
She even tried a little logic and actual numbers, but the creep was persistent:
And he tried to use a video of RDJ asking for donations:
Then they both tried different tactics.
He flattered and promised, and she played dumb and played along:
Avengers at her house?? Heck YES! Puddin' offered to donate some GREEN ...
... BEANS!
I kept waiting for the impostor to realize she's wasting his time, but it doesn't seem to happen:
He sends her the money-gram info for the agent, who apparently lives in Italy.
Yes, darling, I'll give you anything you want -- after you send the money!
"No one likes him" LOL. Sorry James Spader.
Puddin' is getting difficult here so the guy tries to buy some time by appearing to cooperate:
Robert Fakey Jr. tells her that Italy isn't allowing money through customs right now, and gives her the money-gram info again.
She asked again if she can send green beans:
Puddin' and RDJ are besties now!
Chris Pine: the only Chris that ISN'T in the Marvel Movies!
Apparently her promise to "send it tomorrow" worked, because he's starting to enjoy himself:
*Googles California Clapper Rail*
"Quite busy" but somehow CANNOT STOP TALKING to Puddin'!
The conversation continued into the next day:
So Puddin' starts singing to him, and he doesn't notice:
She's at work, so he tries to CALL HER!!
Fortunately she's smart enough to not answer!
YIKES.
The scammer starts expressing doubts about her credibility:
"I don't work for very nice people" LOL.
(Puddin is a stay-at-home-mom. You parents all know what it's like.)
Hey wait! Who is BRANDY?!?
Yeah Puddin'! Make him beg!
"Please don't tell anyone" OOPS.
Guess she shouldn't have been sharing the screenshots in real time on Facebook?😇
He's almost groveling now, but STILL won't accept green beans.
He called her again, and her response is brilliant:
Let the guilt-trip war begin!
Puddin' pretends to give in and go to the bank -- while sitting on her couch, of course!
He sends her the payment details once more, so she can have them at the bank.
Puddin' tells him she tried, and the people at the bank were rude and said she couldn't do it.
Jerkface McHacker tries to talk her into trying again,
and to send him a picture to prove she was at the bank.
Isn't she AMAZING? I even feel sorry for her, and I know she's making it up!!
He begs her to try again "for our friendship", and tells her he made a call to help.
This guy is ruthless:
"I don't think you are real" Hahahahaha the hypocrisy.
Oh, SURE. Blame your rudeness on Thanos.
He tried to call her bluff, and failed, so now he's going the good cop route again:
Hey YEAH! You guys want to help us collect money for Iron Man 4?
This is a great idea!
Well, kudos to the imposter for his PHENOMENAL patience in dealing with my sister (seriously, dude, I feel for you!) but he FINALLY reaches his limit, gets rude and abusive, and Puddin' calls him out:
(Reading through that again, I think he meant "I gun kill you".
Or, maybe he did mean that Ogun, an African god, would kill her. Still, it's a threat.
People, NEVER give out personal information online.
We're having some fun here, but this guy is bad news.)
... "For verify"? REALLY?? Is he wearing an Iron Man mask or something??
"No! Wait! I almost had her! COME BACK!"
And then, since she doesn't answer, he blocks her, and the entire conversation is erased:
Robert Downey Jr., you handsome hunk, we hope you were able to get this guy out of your account!
Everybody give a round of applause to Puddin', a fabulous little texting-actress who SERIOUSLY wasted a ton of that jerk's time and (hopefully!) distracted him from scamming other people!
Who knew her ability to push buttons and drive people up the wall would come in handy like this? ;)
Happy Memorial Day! Travel safe!
-Goosey
